Here it is boys! Name That Move! Now, no cheating...it is no fun if you google the movie! I will keep a tally of the points just for fun. To get the ball rolling, I started out with an easy one. Good Luck!
One: I'm looking for the Manager.
Two: What's the problem? Did you find a hair in your quiche?
One: No, I'm looking for a job.
Two: Ah, you'd like to put a hair in somebody else's quiche.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Monday, March 12, 2007
Movie Quote 3/11 - 3/17
Person 1: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex!
Person 1: Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this [picks up an ashtray] and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
Person 2: *****, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
Person 1: I was born a poor black child.
Person 1: Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this [picks up an ashtray] and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
Person 2: *****, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
Person 1: I was born a poor black child.
The Funnel (Cake) Frontier...
Space...the funnel frontier...these are the voyages of the blobship, "Fatterprise". It's neverending mission to seek out new hoagies and new cupcakes...to blobbily go where no man has gone before!!!
Yep...this is how I feel sometimes...not today, but sometimes. Last week was a pretty even mixture of good and bad. While my exercise was par at best, my diet was pretty solid. I did my best to make good decisions most of the time. I really think that I stayed pretty close to the 70/30 rule. I just gotta get my exercise up to six days a week! Arrgggghhh!!!!! That is so freakin' hard! And I know that if I will just get up, I'll be okay!
I resolved to start today with a solid six dayer. That resolve dissolved quickly this morning when our Admin Secretary called to see if I was gonna drive my bus.
Allow me to digress...
I am a dork. I know it. I've accepted it. Dork, I am, oh yes...
I keep three alarms set at night. One for the 4:10 trumpet call to the gym. One for 6:00 for when the bed lulls me back to sleep with its nocturnal...hymn. ( Nocturnal...I know what you were thinking...sick monkey.) And one for 6:15. This is affectionately known as the "Emergency Alarm". If I hear it, I know that we gotta S/S/S quicker than a 13 year old with a porno.
Well, the first two are Atomic. So, (for the technologically deficient) it automatically sets with the time change. The other one is a regular clock. Surely you can see where this is going... I set the alarms for the first two, but neglected to turn them on! Normally, the "ER" would have saved the day, but OH NO!!! Not this day!!!! I set it alright, even turned it on, but what did I forget to do? Class??? That's right Johnny! I forgot to jump ahead one hour!!!!! DAMMIT!
So, I was ferociously late this morning. The point of all of this is that I did not get my work out in this morning.
So, once again, here I sit, making the resolution that Tomorrow, I WILL start my 5 dayer. Have no fear, my alarms have been set since I got home for work this afternoon. They will no doubt be checked and rechecked before I drift off to dream of the ever glorious Milky Way. (Candy Bar or Galaxy, take your pick.)
Yep...this is how I feel sometimes...not today, but sometimes. Last week was a pretty even mixture of good and bad. While my exercise was par at best, my diet was pretty solid. I did my best to make good decisions most of the time. I really think that I stayed pretty close to the 70/30 rule. I just gotta get my exercise up to six days a week! Arrgggghhh!!!!! That is so freakin' hard! And I know that if I will just get up, I'll be okay!
I resolved to start today with a solid six dayer. That resolve dissolved quickly this morning when our Admin Secretary called to see if I was gonna drive my bus.
Allow me to digress...
I am a dork. I know it. I've accepted it. Dork, I am, oh yes...
I keep three alarms set at night. One for the 4:10 trumpet call to the gym. One for 6:00 for when the bed lulls me back to sleep with its nocturnal...hymn. ( Nocturnal...I know what you were thinking...sick monkey.) And one for 6:15. This is affectionately known as the "Emergency Alarm". If I hear it, I know that we gotta S/S/S quicker than a 13 year old with a porno.
Well, the first two are Atomic. So, (for the technologically deficient) it automatically sets with the time change. The other one is a regular clock. Surely you can see where this is going... I set the alarms for the first two, but neglected to turn them on! Normally, the "ER" would have saved the day, but OH NO!!! Not this day!!!! I set it alright, even turned it on, but what did I forget to do? Class??? That's right Johnny! I forgot to jump ahead one hour!!!!! DAMMIT!
So, I was ferociously late this morning. The point of all of this is that I did not get my work out in this morning.
So, once again, here I sit, making the resolution that Tomorrow, I WILL start my 5 dayer. Have no fear, my alarms have been set since I got home for work this afternoon. They will no doubt be checked and rechecked before I drift off to dream of the ever glorious Milky Way. (Candy Bar or Galaxy, take your pick.)
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Movie Quotes
Alright rounders...
I have staged a coup d'etat (a takeover for you dumbasses).
Movie Quotes is now property of the Shrekster.
Just like when Charles had it, please don't google or try to find the movies by any other means than by using your idiot-savant-ness.
Here's the first one...made it an easy one!
Person 1: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure.
Please post all responses as replies.
Have fun!
I have staged a coup d'etat (a takeover for you dumbasses).
Movie Quotes is now property of the Shrekster.
Just like when Charles had it, please don't google or try to find the movies by any other means than by using your idiot-savant-ness.
Here's the first one...made it an easy one!
Person 1: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure.
Please post all responses as replies.
Have fun!
Like pullin' teeth...
Man, it has been a while since my last post. I know all of you hard core bloggers scoff at my paltry little offering but, who cares what you think!
Heh...little mini rant for ya. I'm sure you have missed those. I mean, I did it so often in all three of my previous posts here.
As for the weight loss, it has had its ups and downs. I regressed for a few weeks, I guess "regress" is a bit of a weak term for what happened...It was more of a backslide into the abysmal world of icing glazed cheesemongers. Gross huh!
More recently however, I have rebounded like a high schooler on prom night. I am really sore from today's exercise but hey, that's what it is all about right?
I will be on a streak tomorrow...two days is a streak, isn't it?
Actually, I really feel like I have turned the proverbial corner. I'm starting to see a little more bulk, a little less belly, feel like my wind is improving, just gotta get my consistency down a little more and I'll be off to the races!
Food wise, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday have been pretty successful. I'm working on a whole week!
That's it from the Shrekster for now. All you little Shrekamaniacs keep takin' your vitamins and sayin' your prayers 'cause the Shrekster is back! (Cue "Real American" here...)
Heh...little mini rant for ya. I'm sure you have missed those. I mean, I did it so often in all three of my previous posts here.
As for the weight loss, it has had its ups and downs. I regressed for a few weeks, I guess "regress" is a bit of a weak term for what happened...It was more of a backslide into the abysmal world of icing glazed cheesemongers. Gross huh!
More recently however, I have rebounded like a high schooler on prom night. I am really sore from today's exercise but hey, that's what it is all about right?
I will be on a streak tomorrow...two days is a streak, isn't it?
Actually, I really feel like I have turned the proverbial corner. I'm starting to see a little more bulk, a little less belly, feel like my wind is improving, just gotta get my consistency down a little more and I'll be off to the races!
Food wise, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday have been pretty successful. I'm working on a whole week!
That's it from the Shrekster for now. All you little Shrekamaniacs keep takin' your vitamins and sayin' your prayers 'cause the Shrekster is back! (Cue "Real American" here...)
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Let it snow, Let it snow, give me cookies...
I tell ya what...sometimes things just don't go your way. I picked the Saints and Patriots for the Super Bowl...when that didn't work out I chose the Bears for the SB champions...we all saw how that turned out...the BBall Hogs couldn't play dead (though some of them are valiantly trying) and the stars seemed to be stacked against my metamorphosis into a svelt ogre...Oxymoron, I know.
This week started out with so much potential. Monday morning, hopped outta bed, hit the gym. Had a great workout. Ate fairly well that day. Tuesday morning, climbed outta bed, hit the gym. Had a great workout. Ate pretty good again. Felt like I was on the right track! Wednesday morning, the wheels fell off. Didn't make the gym, the power went out, skipped breakfast, carbful snack mid morning, pretty big lunch, afternoon snack, then the snow hit. Didn't cook Wednesday night, went out to eat. Thursday we were out of school so, obviously we didn't make it to the gym. That would've been dangerous! Instead we made biscuits and gravy for breakfast! MmmMmmGood!! Friday was more of the same. Went to my parents Friday night. My dad is the KING of fried starches...so you can imagine that supper was a dietary disaster. Saturday I rallied. Went to the gym before I did anything else. Felt great. Had a big breakfast afterward but I'm sure I torched it. I was a big sweaty metabolic fireball. Saturday ended up pretty good! Then (insert ominous music here..) SUPERBOWLSUNDAY!!!!! Let's just say that hot wings, spicy cookies and chocolate cake were consumed...I won't reveal the guilty persons. I did manage to fill much of the space with carrots though...
Week two was a little better than week one, emphasis on "little". But I guess three days of gym are better than the one I managed the week before. As far as body weight is concerned...274.5 lbs. Exactly the same as the last. This is going to be the breakout week. Either my exercise is going to get better or my severely distended belly may explode.
I'll let ya know which happens first.
This week started out with so much potential. Monday morning, hopped outta bed, hit the gym. Had a great workout. Ate fairly well that day. Tuesday morning, climbed outta bed, hit the gym. Had a great workout. Ate pretty good again. Felt like I was on the right track! Wednesday morning, the wheels fell off. Didn't make the gym, the power went out, skipped breakfast, carbful snack mid morning, pretty big lunch, afternoon snack, then the snow hit. Didn't cook Wednesday night, went out to eat. Thursday we were out of school so, obviously we didn't make it to the gym. That would've been dangerous! Instead we made biscuits and gravy for breakfast! MmmMmmGood!! Friday was more of the same. Went to my parents Friday night. My dad is the KING of fried starches...so you can imagine that supper was a dietary disaster. Saturday I rallied. Went to the gym before I did anything else. Felt great. Had a big breakfast afterward but I'm sure I torched it. I was a big sweaty metabolic fireball. Saturday ended up pretty good! Then (insert ominous music here..) SUPERBOWLSUNDAY!!!!! Let's just say that hot wings, spicy cookies and chocolate cake were consumed...I won't reveal the guilty persons. I did manage to fill much of the space with carrots though...
Week two was a little better than week one, emphasis on "little". But I guess three days of gym are better than the one I managed the week before. As far as body weight is concerned...274.5 lbs. Exactly the same as the last. This is going to be the breakout week. Either my exercise is going to get better or my severely distended belly may explode.
I'll let ya know which happens first.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Reality! The other white meat!
Honesty, as they say, is the best policy. So, if I am being totally honest, I honestly sucked this week. Monday started with all of the gusto that any new diet/exercise plan does. I got up at 4:30 am, went to the gym, did about a half hour of cardio then lifted for 20 or so minutes. Felt pretty great really. While I was at school, I had this nagging bout of sneezing that seemed to grow in intensity. By Monday night it had turned into a full blown cold. An event, really...complete with swollen eyes, crusty nostrils, scratchy, sore thoat and congested chest. This bout of fun and adventure lasted until mid-Friday. I even missed school Tuesday. I was ill...So needless to say, there was no exercise for me any of the last four days this week.
As far as my diet went, Monday was pretty good, really good I'd say. The rest of the week went about like my cold -- downhill fast. Ate out every night except for Tuesday. My gastronomical festivities culminated with a Chili cookoff at our church. Nothing like deep vats of red meat and grease to get me back on track, huh! It did help that I was deemed the Chili Champion...for cooking it, not eating it...common misconception.
My body weight for the first week was 272 lbs. Before I post this weeks weight, remember, I just ate enough Chili to choke a cow (obviously a Cannibal Cow). The grand total for this week, (drum roll please...) 274.5 lbs! I am a fat pile of goo! The percent body fat that I promised in my first post will have to be monthly as Elizabeth has to bring home the device.
So, with Week 1 of 17 down the drain, it is time tighten up the belt, as if that hasn't occured on its own, and do better. The cold is now history, so it is time to burn up the gym, not the drive thru.
I can assure you this, next weeks post will be better.
As far as my diet went, Monday was pretty good, really good I'd say. The rest of the week went about like my cold -- downhill fast. Ate out every night except for Tuesday. My gastronomical festivities culminated with a Chili cookoff at our church. Nothing like deep vats of red meat and grease to get me back on track, huh! It did help that I was deemed the Chili Champion...for cooking it, not eating it...common misconception.
My body weight for the first week was 272 lbs. Before I post this weeks weight, remember, I just ate enough Chili to choke a cow (obviously a Cannibal Cow). The grand total for this week, (drum roll please...) 274.5 lbs! I am a fat pile of goo! The percent body fat that I promised in my first post will have to be monthly as Elizabeth has to bring home the device.
So, with Week 1 of 17 down the drain, it is time tighten up the belt, as if that hasn't occured on its own, and do better. The cold is now history, so it is time to burn up the gym, not the drive thru.
I can assure you this, next weeks post will be better.
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