Sunday, February 4, 2007

Let it snow, Let it snow, give me cookies...

I tell ya what...sometimes things just don't go your way. I picked the Saints and Patriots for the Super Bowl...when that didn't work out I chose the Bears for the SB champions...we all saw how that turned out...the BBall Hogs couldn't play dead (though some of them are valiantly trying) and the stars seemed to be stacked against my metamorphosis into a svelt ogre...Oxymoron, I know.

This week started out with so much potential. Monday morning, hopped outta bed, hit the gym. Had a great workout. Ate fairly well that day. Tuesday morning, climbed outta bed, hit the gym. Had a great workout. Ate pretty good again. Felt like I was on the right track! Wednesday morning, the wheels fell off. Didn't make the gym, the power went out, skipped breakfast, carbful snack mid morning, pretty big lunch, afternoon snack, then the snow hit. Didn't cook Wednesday night, went out to eat. Thursday we were out of school so, obviously we didn't make it to the gym. That would've been dangerous! Instead we made biscuits and gravy for breakfast! MmmMmmGood!! Friday was more of the same. Went to my parents Friday night. My dad is the KING of fried starches...so you can imagine that supper was a dietary disaster. Saturday I rallied. Went to the gym before I did anything else. Felt great. Had a big breakfast afterward but I'm sure I torched it. I was a big sweaty metabolic fireball. Saturday ended up pretty good! Then (insert ominous music here..) SUPERBOWLSUNDAY!!!!! Let's just say that hot wings, spicy cookies and chocolate cake were consumed...I won't reveal the guilty persons. I did manage to fill much of the space with carrots though...

Week two was a little better than week one, emphasis on "little". But I guess three days of gym are better than the one I managed the week before. As far as body weight is concerned...274.5 lbs. Exactly the same as the last. This is going to be the breakout week. Either my exercise is going to get better or my severely distended belly may explode.

I'll let ya know which happens first.

3 comments:

Cardinal70 said...

If the belly explodes, we'll all know it before you have to tell us. I think the terror alert would go all the way to red if that happens.

But it won't! It's workout week with Shrek! Good luck!

Papa said...

Man, you are the wind beneath my doughnut...

Unknown said...

Let's see... a post on Jan. 20th, Jan 28th, Feb. 4th, and .... nothing. Looks like someone is falling off of his game.