Space...the funnel frontier...these are the voyages of the blobship, "Fatterprise". It's neverending mission to seek out new hoagies and new cupcakes...to blobbily go where no man has gone before!!!
Yep...this is how I feel sometimes...not today, but sometimes. Last week was a pretty even mixture of good and bad. While my exercise was par at best, my diet was pretty solid. I did my best to make good decisions most of the time. I really think that I stayed pretty close to the 70/30 rule. I just gotta get my exercise up to six days a week! Arrgggghhh!!!!! That is so freakin' hard! And I know that if I will just get up, I'll be okay!
I resolved to start today with a solid six dayer. That resolve dissolved quickly this morning when our Admin Secretary called to see if I was gonna drive my bus.
Allow me to digress...
I am a dork. I know it. I've accepted it. Dork, I am, oh yes...
I keep three alarms set at night. One for the 4:10 trumpet call to the gym. One for 6:00 for when the bed lulls me back to sleep with its nocturnal...hymn. ( Nocturnal...I know what you were thinking...sick monkey.) And one for 6:15. This is affectionately known as the "Emergency Alarm". If I hear it, I know that we gotta S/S/S quicker than a 13 year old with a porno.
Well, the first two are Atomic. So, (for the technologically deficient) it automatically sets with the time change. The other one is a regular clock. Surely you can see where this is going... I set the alarms for the first two, but neglected to turn them on! Normally, the "ER" would have saved the day, but OH NO!!! Not this day!!!! I set it alright, even turned it on, but what did I forget to do? Class??? That's right Johnny! I forgot to jump ahead one hour!!!!! DAMMIT!
So, I was ferociously late this morning. The point of all of this is that I did not get my work out in this morning.
So, once again, here I sit, making the resolution that Tomorrow, I WILL start my 5 dayer. Have no fear, my alarms have been set since I got home for work this afternoon. They will no doubt be checked and rechecked before I drift off to dream of the ever glorious Milky Way. (Candy Bar or Galaxy, take your pick.)
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I think I saw this episode. Doesn't Worf do battle with the cheesecake and cry, "Today is a good day to diet?"
Gotta love busting through a triple-alarm setup. What are the odds of that? About the same odds of Ken winning with pocket kings. It can happen, but do you bet on it?
Keep to it, Bobby! You can and will work out 5 days in a row!
OK, so apparently the whole working-toward-regular-posting has gone out the window. Has the diet done the same?
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